How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Kurt
Kurt: Right here, miss!
Bowtie boy: You're the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Hm...Sher..lock? Odd name.
Sherlock: Here. Leaving. Dull.
Teacher: Get back in here!
John: Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
Sherlock: Not good?
Teacher: Right, you're John, then.
Jim: Hello, boys.
Teacher: Oh, you're new.
Jim: Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I'll burn you.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
A very important principle of relationships is that you cannot change another person; you can only transform yourself. You cannot force people to act in certain ways. Punishing, withdrawing, or trying to make people do what you want only strengthens their resistance. It turns your power over to others, making them the source of meeting your needs rather than yourself. You cannot make people change; however you can modify your reaction to their behavior. You can awaken your heart centers and shift your perceptions, beliefs, and thoughts. You can release needing others to alter their behavior, and love and accept them instead.
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T. U. M. B. L. E. R. Long ago, the seven letters lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when David Karp attacked. Only the script, master of all seven letters could stop him, but when the internet needed him most, he vanished. Five years passed and my followers and I discovered the new script, an extension called Missing E, and all though its codes are great, it has a lot to learn before it’s ready to save anyone. But I believe, Missing E can save the internet.
